My mom: (in Spanish) everyone is sooooo jealous of me that's why so many people talk about me hahaha
Me: (in English) your ego is showing
My mom: hahahahaha
Me: you don't even know what ego means do you
My mom: hahahahahahahahaha
I no longer need you to fuck me as hard as I hate myself. Make love to me...– Buddy Wakefield (via nihilist-nothing)
rnax: rnax: me seductively whispering...
Me on OkCupid: Please think I'm cute, I have nothing of worth to say.